I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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