Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize