I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
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Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I lost the right to judge tonight
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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