Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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