It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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