You work out of a Hotel?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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