so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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