Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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