Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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