doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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