I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Randomize