And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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