My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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