he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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