she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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