I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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