Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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