You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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