some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
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The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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