How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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