you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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