no, he came in my armpit
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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