Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
That's intense
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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