Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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