Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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