I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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