just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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