Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
how does that bad decision feel?
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