Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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