I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
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I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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