How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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