she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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