All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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