isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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