Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
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What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My dick has a subreddit
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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