I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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