brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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