It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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