Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I just want to make out with him forever
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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