I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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