Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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