I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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