Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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