I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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