To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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