Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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