NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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