There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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