I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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