Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
50% drunk capacity currently
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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